Sunday, April 18

Happy Velociraptor Awareness Day!

Today, ladies and gentlemen, we warn people about the dangers of the awesome creatures called Velociraptors. They are dangerous. So watch out. It's best if you just stay clear of them. Sure, they lived about 75 million years ago but still, if you see one hitch hiking, don't pick it up, and if you're house is on fire and a Velociraptor is a volunteer firefighter trying to save, it's better to die in the fire. The Velociraptor would save you but then he'd just eat you. Just stay away from these creatures.

Note: Personally, I wouldn't follow my advice. I'd want a picture with it.

Here's a picture:



♥ That Recker

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